FB Friend Rant!

I have a few FB friends that I would like to "unfriend", but won't for some reason or another...doesn't everyone?

Like the person that just posts a string of songs everyday.  I think there should be a one-a-day limit.

Or the person with the "cause", who posts the same kind of articles 8 times a day.  These, incidentally, make checking FB on my phone really annoying.....  I'm glad you have a cause...but start a fan page or something!

Or the quiz taker and game player....that starts a new game or quiz slightly faster than I can block them from my news feed.....

Or the "Pat me me on the back for acting like a grown-up" friend.   I know you have one of these.  He/She wants everyone to know how they didn't hit someone (even though they wanted to) or didn't say something nasty (even though they wanted to) and how difficult it was for them.  I never comment, but sometimes I am tempted to write something snarky like "congratulations!  you're getting the hang of this adult thing!"

Or the "Why does everything go wrong for me?" friend.  Who only posts negative things so their friends will stay stuff like, " you are a beautiful person, don't forget that.", "he sucks"  or "I'm here if you need to talk...."  Listen, it is okay to feel sorry for yourself and to need kind words...twice a year.  If you are really that down on yourself, FB is probably the worst alternative to a therapist.

And my least favorite type of FB friend is the "Look how cool I am when I'm drunk" friend.  Drinking to excess is stupid at any age, and doing it anytime after your 30's birthday is stupid and pathetic.  I know this because you posted the pictures on FB!  Really?  Grow up.....watch Jeopardy like the rest of us!

Do you have types that you'd like to unfriend?  Like the stay-at-home mom who only posts funny (usually to her alone) stuff that her kids do?  Hey....wait a second........